You will be in charge of rolling the paper on wide stacks and cutting them.
Mostly the machinery will handle the difficult parts, but you must ensure alignment.

We will give you a weeks worth of training before letting you do it yourself.
The first day will be orientation. You will be shown the factory and tools.
The second day will be watching a senior member work and taking notes. You will be given some chances to perform your later duties.
The third day will be walking through your duties, and more practice like the previous day.
The fourth day will likely be a morning meeting, followed by a very intense upper level instruction.
The fifth day will be a test where you will be judged on your retaining of knowledge taught to you in the previous days. You will then either be given free rein to do your duties if you pass the test with an adequate score. If you do not make an adequate score, you will repeat the process the next week. If you do not pass by the end of the third week, we will unfortunately need to let you go.

We have a well established kitchen/cafeteria, which serves three star Michelin rated food.

You will spend hours pushing buttons, lining up rolls, pushing more buttons, and probably listening to headphones. The machinery can get pretty loud.

If you need to take a restroom break, you will easily be able to stop your line.
We have the finest tissue in the bathroom.

Though you don't need a specific set of skills to work here, you will need to be able to retain information and occasionally lift quite heavy boxes.

No, seriously. You only need a high school education.

Vision, dental, medical.

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